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Bondi Beach. Nsw 2026

41 Gould st,

Bondi Beach. Nsw 2026

Tues-Fri, 10am-5pm

Sat-Sun, 10am-4pm

Surf Dependent

Josh Keogh

EARLY ONE MORNING AN EXPLOSION COULD BE HEARD ECHOING DOWN THROUGH THE VALLEY, MOMENTS LATER THOSE UP IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING WOULD REPORT A CYLINDRICAL SHAPE TRAVELLING AT HIGH SPEEDS THROUGH THE GREY DAWN SKY WITH A FURY OF FLAMES AT ITS REAR. ONE ELDERLY WITNESS DESCRIBED IT LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN CANDLE HURTLING THROUGH THE SKY.
POLICE WOULD LATER DISCOVER THE EXPLOSION HAD COME FROM A FARM ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN THAT BELONGED TO AN UNNAMED GENTLEMAN, THE SHED WHICH PREVIOUSLY OCCUPIED A LARGE PROPORTION OF THE TOP PADDOCK HAD BEEN CREMATED IN THE EXPLOSION, WHAT WAS LEFT WAS A PILE OF ASH AND SCORCHED EARTH.
AFTER SEARCHING THE PROPERTY AND THE DWELLING POLICE UNCOVERED BLUEPRINTS FOR SPACE SHUTTLE CONSTRUCTION AS WELL AS A MULTITUDE OF LITERATURE AND CHARTS SURROUNDING ASTROPHYSICS, INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL AND BLACK HOLE THEORY, AMONGST OTHER THINGS. THE HOUSE WAS LEFT SPOTLESS AND RESTING NEATLY ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AGAINST A VASE OF FRESHLY PICKED FLOWERS WAS A NOTE THAT HAD BEEN LEFT WITH THE INTENTION OF BEING FOUND. THE NOTE WAS EMPTY APART FROM A FEW BRIEF WORDS, THEY READ “TRANSCEND FURTHER”.

 

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USED JOSH KEOGH 6'2 QUAD

$795.00